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December72018
December52018
AHGDGHDFJHKHFGGF????
If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..
1AM
I’m at a furry rave and someone brought out a Jeb Bush cutout?????? Not pictured: the furries chanting “JEB! JEB! JEB!” every time the bass drops
what timeline am I in
props to OP for taking the L and admitting to being at a furry rave just to bring us this video
(via moriahari)
December32018
the real four dnd archetypes
1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.
2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.
3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)
4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)
2PM
mad-love-for-thegreatestshowman:
I always have to reblog this lmfao
(via nothisiscarlie)
2PM
it’s just one of those croissant days
we love a recovery
(via nothisiscarlie)
2PM
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
(via republi-kun)
2AM
Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.
(via republi-kun)
2AM
A moment of silence for all those people who confused Hamtaro and Ebichu and got the shock of their lives.
(via lieutenant-dan-ice-cream)
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